The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said 'parking fine.'
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tuna (two-knee) fish!
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. It just waved.
Where do burgers go dancing? At the meatball.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
My toddler is refusing to nap. He’s guilty of resisting a rest.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
How do you fix a pumpkin with a hole in it? With a pumpkin patch!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.