The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Why did the poodle buy a clock? It wanted to be a watch dog.
My ex and I had a very amicable divorce. I know this because when I posted on Facebook, “I’m getting a divorce,” she was the first one to like it.
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
What did Marowak say to Cubone during her dying breath? Marowak
A man is on trial for cannibalism. The judge asks what the defendant has to say for himself. The man replies, "if you are what you eat, then I am the real victim here."
Who’s the most prepared person on earth? Justin Case.
Just watched Captain America: Civil War for the first time Couldn't get enough, so I looked out of the window to watch America: Civil War.
What does the pope put on his pancakes? Papal syrup.
What was the most ground-breaking invention? A shovel.
Where do college vampires like to shop? Forever
What concert would cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
What's the best thing about Switzerland?' 'I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'
How do lawyers say goodbye? We'll be suing ya!'