The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
When your partner tells you he/she cheated on you, I know there is a tendency to ask "with who?" Resist it. Instead ask "with whom?". Speak good English, no matter the circumstances.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom!
What's the name of a very polite, European body of water? Merci.
How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.
There's a fine line between the numerator and denominator.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I wanted to go on a diet, but I feel like I have way too much on my plate right now.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.