The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Where do dads store their dad jokes? In the dad-a-base.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
For the Marvel fans Dr Strange: Knock knockDormammu: Who’s there?Dr Strange: Door momDormammu: Door mom who?Dr Strange: Dormammu I have come to bargain
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y’know, one would have been enough.
In an effort to play every famous person in the world, Tom Hanks has taken a new role In his ongoing effort to play every white man of any worthy note, Tom Hanks has be cast as Tom Hanks in his upcoming biopic
What did the infomercial actor say after realizing he was getting fat? Butt weight, there's more!
Billy: "Your mare - what breed is it?" Jack: "No clue, but it beat the winner of this year's Kentucky Derby. " "Why wasn't it entered for the Triple Crown?" "Problem is, it gallops only at night. Snoozes in the daytime." "Tsk tsk tsk... a nightmare."
Mt favourite joke: Why does Edward Woodward (actor) have so many "D" 's in his name? Because otherwise he'd be Eh-wah Woo-wah:P
Just burned 2,000 calories....... That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Why did the Invisible Man turn down a job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it.
I don't get why bakers aren't wealthier. They make so much dough.