The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
If you gathered up all the receipts from your wallet and organised them You would have a little book of why you're broke
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..." "Look at what kids your age make in China!"
Three men on a bike Three men were travelling on the same bike when they were caught by a policeman. "Don't you know it's illegal for more than 2 people to travel on a bike? Why are there three of you?" "Three?! Shit, where's James?!"
Did you hear about the writer that became a tailor? He had to make an Ernest living, the Hemingway.
My dad died last year when my family couldn't remember his blood type in time for the paramedics to give him a blood transfusion. As he was dying he kept insisting, "Be positive!", but it's difficult to be positive without him.
I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height… Apparently, they didn’t like my critter sizing.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents!
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.