The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.
What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
“Today my son asked me, ‘Can I have a bookmark’? I burst into tears — he’s 12 years old and still doesn’t know my name!”
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
Two goldfish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says... "You man the turret, I'll drive"
Mt favourite joke: Why does Edward Woodward (actor) have so many "D" 's in his name? Because otherwise he'd be Eh-wah Woo-wah:P
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a truly calming effect on the brain. Due to all the indoor fins.