The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Lance isn't that common a name these days, but in medieval times, they were called lance-a-lot.
Why did Doc get such a good selling price on the Delorean? It was only driven from time to time
A company owner was asked a question, How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?"He smiled & replied, "It's simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking."
Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I've done the maths. I am immortal.
(Dad Joke) Why is a library the tallest building? It has so many stories!
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
We all know about Murphy’s Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole’s Law? It’s thinly sliced cabbage.
I'll call you later.' Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!