The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
I once wrote a song about a tortilla, but it's more of a wrap.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
My grandpa just died of lung cancer... He fought it asbestos he could.
I knew a guy that was selling exploding prayer rugs in the middle east He told me prophets were going through the roof
So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong... Killed 'em both.
What gamble do English grads have to perfect to become the most dominant in their class? The Alpha Bet.
Our backstage manager is leaving at the end of the year. He has been an outstanding member of our theatre team. Props to him
What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone "Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
What did the llama say to his date? “Want to go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.”
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!