The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What happened when the blue ship and the red ship collided at sea? Their crews were marooned.
The metal strip in paper currency is sensitive to microwave and radio waves. Because it apparently tends to burn a hole in the pocket.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet? He reached ESCAPE VELOCITY
What did Silver say when it saw Gold walking across the street? Au!
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
What has more letters than the alphabet?' 'The post office!'
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
She said I won’t be able to make it.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? Church