The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos
What did the shy pebble wish for? That he was a little boulder.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
“I saw a 1,000-year-old oil stain; it was from ancient Greece.”
I'm thinking I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.