The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
The first thing Santa's elves learn in school is their elf-abet.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
Just got back from a job interview where I was asked if I could perform under pressure. I said I wasn’t too sure about that but I could do a wicked “Bohemian Rhapsody.”
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
What happened to the Professional Writer who had bowel surgery? He ended up with a semi-colon.
Did you hear about the guy who's making "Colostomy Bag Pipes" on Kick Starter? They sound like shit.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the P is silent!
I wanted to change my name to Dragon Ball Z... My friend said, "Wow, that's a lot of papers you have to fill out!"I said "Yeah, this isn't even my final form!"