The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
Why didn’t the sun go to college? It already had a million degrees.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
I opened a fresh loaf of bread and found a baseball card wedged between two slices. It was a Catcher in the Rye.
What does South Korea look like after a nuclear war with North Korea? Not a Seoul there.
What did the late tomato say to the early tomato? I’ll ketch up
I'm thinking of making a series of non-gloss self portrait dinner placemats I'll name it My Multitude of Matte Mats of Matt by Matt
My wife's friend had a baby... She posted a picture on Facebook and my wife commented "Aww, what a little angle." I replied to my wife's comment "Ya, she's pretty acute."I felt like a tremendous nerd for even thinking of a geometry joke, but ya...
A skeleton walks into a bar and says, 'Hey, bartender. I'll have one beer and a mop.''
I can always tell when my wife is lying just by looking at her. I can also tell when she’s standing.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
Why does Sherlock Holmes love Mexican restaurants? They give him good case ideas.
Why should you never brush your teeth with your left hand? Because a toothbrush works better.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.