The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.'
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
I don’t get why Marvel doesn’t use the Hulk to advertise more. He’s basically one big Banner.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
Why did Novak Djokovic pay for his flight to Australia with a Mastercard? Because his Visa didn’t work.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
There's a new type of broom in stores. It's sweeping the nation!
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
I recently bought some fragranced candles They cost me several scents
Joke by my 6 year old niece 6: Why did the chicken cross the road?Me:I don't know why?6: He didnt, he got hit by a truck!Still gets me 13 years later.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'