The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you are eating dinner.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Most people can’t tell the difference between entomology and etymology. I can’t find the words for how much this bugs me.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to go spreading it!
She said I won’t be able to make it.
What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot? 671 Hallmark movies.
An r/classicialmusic mod removed this one when I posted it. What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra? A bull has the horns in front and the asshole in back.
What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola.
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.'
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
When my uncle Frank died, he wanted his remains to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes but isn't a dad? A faux pa.