The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Need to save a bit of money during the lock-down. I am getting rid of Google, Siri and Alexa, and I am going to sell all of my Wikipedia and Guinness World record books. I don't need them anymore.My fucking wife knows everything.
What is Donald Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? Dark side of the Moon, for it's eclectic instrumentation and higher than average production values.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
How fast is milk? It’s pasteurized before you know it.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
I needed a password eight characters long, so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Can February March? No, but April May!