The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
To the person stole my laptop with my copy of Microsoft Office on it: I will find you. You have my Word!
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
When I die, I want to be cremated. It’s my last chance to have a smokin’ hot body.
Rolf Harris called the prison governor over to see his latest work of art, a dusk scene of the Aussie outback with kangaroo, leaping its way toward two aboriginal huntsmen hiding behind a rockpile. The governor took one look and announced "That's shit, that is.""I know." Replied Rolf. "But if you'd let me have paints..."
Did you hear about that time Einstein panicked while hosting an awards show? He equals emcee scared.
So western cartoons are being introduced to the Middle East TV execs decided to go with The Flintstones as an initial trial to see how they'll be received.So far there has been mixed reviews.People in Dubai don't get the humour at all but by all reports, the people in Abu Dhabi do.
"push push...harder.. you can do it.. little more!!" I was yelling at my pregnant wife.. But despite her best efforts,the car didn't start.
What’s the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
What time did the man go to the dentist Tooth hurt-y.
I arrived early to the restaurant. The manager said do you mind waiting a bit? I said no. Good, he said. Take these drinks to table nine.
How do you know if a mermaid will be top half fish or bottom half fish?......Flip a coin! Heads or tails?! sorry if this joke was a bit fishy but I just go with the flow\~ xD
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'
Which state has the most streets? Rhode Island.