The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Did you hear about the king that went to the dentist? He needed to get crowns.
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold, hard cash.
The date for Superbowl 2020 has been announced as Sunday, February 2 ... They haven't yet announced who the Patriots will be playing.
My girlfriend is irreplaceable. Wish I kept the receipt now.
Einstein says that anything with mass can't go faster than the speed of light, but... What if you aren't Catholic?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.'
How do you make an octopus laugh? With ten-tickles!
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?' 'In case they get a hole in one!'
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.'