The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
A priest, a nun, a giraffe, a telepathic unicorn, 21 pilots, Pennywise the clown, a ninja and Donald Trump walk into a bar. The bartender, struggling to open the champagne, says ...yeah I don't know how I'm going to pull this one off.
I was watching Star Wars with my daughter and when she asked me why Luke climbed inside the Tauntaun, I replied that it was to keep warm. With a puzzled frown, she questioned how warm was it inside... Knowingly, I told her, "Lukewarm."
Cows are amazing Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmers talk to them.It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels. (Norm McDonald)Dumb, but I laughed
I went into a bar and said to the bartender, “Surprise me...” So he showed me a naked picture of my wife. ~Rodney Dangerfield
I wanted to major in reverse psychology. My dream school turned me down.So I wrote them back and told them I wasn't even interested in their stupid program. They sent me a diploma.
If a dove is a bird of peace, what is a bird of true love? A swallow.
I don't play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I'm just doing it for kicks!
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I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...straightaway, I knew he was a keeper.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. At least it does if you throw it hard enough.
My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, 'I always have a few Twix up my sleeve.'
I'm Buzz Aldrin, second man to step on the moon. Neil before me.
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.