The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
A Irishman, Mick goes to the doctor complaining of stomach pain... Doctor: ‟Well I cant find anything wrong with you , it must be the drinking”Mick : ‟Ill come back when you are sober Doctor”
A doctor says to a lawyer "There are plenty of your mistakes covered up with paperwork" The lawyer responds "And plenty of yours covered up with a shovel"
Why was the man with hummus spilled on his shirt called kinky? Because he had some chick-pea all over him.
I was attacked while vacationing in Russia All I remember was seeing Tsars
Did you hear about the opera singer who threw the game-opening baseball? They say he had perfect pitch.
Why was the T-Rex Cafe always hiring? No matter what, they always seemed a bit "short handed".
I read that 70% of Earth's population are stupid Good thing I'm one of the other 40% !
My brother has the hands of a surgeon... And a pending trial for grievous bodily harm.
Apparently 25% of women are on some form of medication for mental illness. 25%! That's horrifying. It means 75% of them are running around untreated!
I Met a Fellow Who Wore Green, and Had Stolen a Pot of Gold. Turns out he was a Leprechaun-vict.
What sort of grades did Tommy Wiseau receive in school? Oh, high marks.
A joke from my 4 year old niece. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?Because he lost his balls
A little boy with Downs runs to his dad to show him a drawing he made... "Excellent son, good job!" The dad says. "I'd rate this 47/46."
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.