The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Q: How does the man in the moon get his hair cut? A: Eclipse it
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.
What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise? LMAYO.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.'
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
Why was the broom late to class? It over-swept.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book. I can't put it down!
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it, just in case there's a salad dressing.