The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases? They're making *headlines* everywhere!
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine? You only get one shot.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Flop.
Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae school.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
How do you follow Will Smith in the Mud? Follow the fresh prints.
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, “When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.” “Oh yeah?” the son retorts. “Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.”
I'm so good at sleeping that I do it with my eyes closed.