The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
Where do pirates get their hooks? Second hand stores.
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don’t fit in my pants from March.
“You know, I think it’s your turn to pick wild mushrooms.” My girlfriend said. So I gather.
I was going to tell a Casey Anthony joke...But... My mom would kill me!
"Bill to ban shark fin harvesting", and "Bill to increase minimum wage" and "Bill to help ease the burden of Vets"...with all these good things happening, it makes me wonder... ...why did he wait so long?
What kind of makeup does a sad clown wear? Frowndation.
What crop do metalheads grow? Korn
What do you call a freshly fallen tree? Die Hard.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.