The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Did you see Mike Pence left the Colts game because the players knelt for the national anthem? He was quoted as saying "I won't stand for this" on the way out
What do you use to make an Argument Sandwich? Disagree-dients
what's the difference between a rapper and a country singer? Country singers keep their hoes in the shed.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
I talk to myself because sometimes I just need expert advice.
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
What do you call a zombie’s butt? Deadass
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
I tell dad jokes but I have no kids. I’m a faux pa!
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I walked up to a woman in a bar and said “hey, baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.” She responded “and if you were a fruit, women would rejoice.”