The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Lost: bucket of sand, silt, and gravel Great sedimental value.(I can't take credit. Read it in a university paper 20 years ago.)
A JOKE MY DAD CAME UP WITH Since the united states has a nationwide coin shortage, does that mean we lack common cents?
I don't mind being divorced. But I'd rather be widowed.
What form of art is very popular among college kids? Ramen doodles
Why do ships and aircraft have circular windows instead of square ones? So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.
Today I'm only celebrating my birthday for half a minute! I guess you could say it's my thirty-second birthday.
I don't get why Marvel doesn't use the Hulk to advertise more. He's basically one big Banner.
What did the photon say when asked if she needed to check a bag? "No thanks, I'm traveling light!"
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
What did Dracula call his interior design book? Fang-shui.
What do horses say when they fall? I can't giddy up.
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
Why did the raisin go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.
What kind of car does an egg drive?' 'A yolkswagen.'
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.