The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? It was outstanding in its field.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries
Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What instrument does Darth Vader play? The rebel bass.
What’s the difference between me and a mosquito? I don’t stop sucking when you slap me.
My employees are developing weaponized crocodiles. I told them to make it snappy.
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!'
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
You’re American when you go into the bathroom, and you’re American when you come out, but do you know what you are while you’re in there? European.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”