The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
I have a fish that can breakdance. Only for ten seconds though, and only once.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
SpongeBob may be the main character of the show. But Patrick is the star.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a bundle of hay in a church? Christian Bale.
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
Why aren't koalas actual bears? They don't meet the koalafications.
I asked the IT guy, 'How do you make a Motherboard?' He said, 'I tell her about my job.'
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
How do you measure the mass of an influencer's following? By Instagrams!
“Siri,” I asked my phone, “why am I so bad with women?" She responded, “I’m Bixby, you moron.”