The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at."
How do trees get on the internet? They log in.
What does a house wear? Address! (A dress)
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
Why do dragons sleep during the day? Because they like to fight knights.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Clothes, but no cigar.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
What’s the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!
Did you hear about the ruler factory that went out of business? They just couldn’t measure up to the competition.
What do a priest and a silver medalists have in common? They both came in a little behind