The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
Women should not have children after 36—really, 36 children is enough.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
Why did Karen complain to the store manager about her photocopier? She didn't like its tone.
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
An 8 year old girl went to work with her father on 'Take your kid to work day' As they where walking around the office the young girl started to cry. Her father asked what was wrong. As a crowd gathered around her she sobbed ''Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
A blonde walks into a dry cleaners and tells the woman at the counter, "I need to have an outfit washed." The clerk was busy and slightly distracted, so she looked up from her work and said, "Come again?"The blonde said, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What's the king of all school supplies? The ruler.
What did Mark Wahlberg feed Ted? Nothing, because he was already stuffed.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
I like to spend my weekends playing chess with elderly men in the park. But it’s becoming more difficult. You try finding exactly32 old guys.
I heard Sony’s coming out with a new console during the pandemic...It’s called the Plaguestation 5.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up