The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The bushes.
Why didn’t the astronaut come home to his wife? He needed his space.
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent!
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What do you call a wizard who's really bad at football? Fumbledore.
What did they call Norse god of lightning after he turned into gold and began writing books? Author
My friend used to run a hotel, but now he runs an Airbnb. I asked him if this change in job gave him any new challenges. He said no, it’s entirely inn keeping.
What did the policeman say to his bellybutton? You're under a vest!
What do you call an all you can eat meal in a rabbit hole? A Warren Buffet
My daughter lost her first tooth today I bet she won't touch my X- box again !
Jesus was filling in a form. The question was "Do you suffer from Tourettes?" He wasn't sure whether to put a tic or a cross.
We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer. I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.
I went to the store to buy a french loaf and the clerk asked me, "how do you want this to be put away?" I told him "baguette"
An artist, an engineer, and a scientist walk into a bar. Thee barkeep says "What'll it be, Leonardo?"