The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
Despite CDC guidelines, there's no reason to worry about people not covering their noses with their masks. They're mouth-breathers anyway.
What do you call malware on a Kindle? A bookworm.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday? Hoppy Birthday!
Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?' 'Sofishticated.'
What’s the least spoken language in the world? Sign language.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a medieval lamp? A knight light.