The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What sound does a witch's motorcycle make? BROOM, BROOOOOM!
MTV turns 40 this year. Thanks for 14 years of music.
My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos; Which is going to be extremely hard...
We all know about Murphy's Law: anything that can go wrong will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole's Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
Concerned that his son was spending too much time on video games, a dad told him, 'When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace.' 'Oh yeah?' the son retorts. 'Well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was President of the United States.'
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field.
If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
I was in a grocery store when a man started to throw cheese, butter and yoghurt at me. How Dairy!
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know.
What's the best smelling insect?' 'A deodor-ant.'
Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii? Because the audience only responds in a low ha.
Who is the most lonely billionaire? Alone musk.
Why is it so cheap to throw a party at a haunted house? Because the ghosts bring all the boos.