The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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What do houses wear? An address.
What happens to Jason Momoa once he dies? He becomes Jason Nomoa.
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know one would have been enough.”
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
"Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth."
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
What is heavy forward but not backward? A ton.
I just heard that Budweiser is suing Stella Artois for casting Sarah Jessica Parker in their Super Bowl LIII ad. Apparently they have a trademark on beer advertisements starring a horse.
As an employee in the health care industry, I make it a point to keep up with all the latest medical news. Just the other day I read about a man who had the entire left side of his body amputated. After that, he was alright.
John Woo walks into a bar He orders a shot of Tequila
Q: What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep? A: He puts his PJ-Amazon.
Where do monsters buy cookies? Ghoul scouts.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.