The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
How do frogs invest their money? They use a stock croaker.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
Why did Waldo go to therapy? To find himself.
My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good food. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
Why couldn't MC Hammer's team of lawyers get him off the hook? The charges were too legit to acquit.
Yesterday I was charged $10,000 dollars for sending my cat into space. It was a cat astro fee.
I'm out bird watching with Sinead O'Connor.... so far it´s been 7 owls and 15 jays.
Did you hear about the ruler factory that went out of business? They just couldn’t measure up to the competition.
Did you know that a very good memory is often a sign of an excellent lover? I read that on February 11, 2017 in the New England Journal of Behavioral studies issue 2016-Q3.
What do you call a wheel that you wear? A tire
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
Polish guy goes into an Opticians for an eye test. Optician holds up the card with CZWJNYSACZ and asks him can he read that?The Pole says “Read it? I know the cunt”.
What did one wall say to the other? I'll meet you at the corner.
A slice of apple pie is $50 in Jamaica and $00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.