The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
TIL 19th century philosopher William Jacob Walsh once predicted a more sophisticated information public information network may result in less objective and reliable information being distributed, rather than the reverse Of course, this will really only be funny if this joke makes the front page and people don't immediately realise I posted this on r/jokes and made up William Jacob Walsh
Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make. DiCaprio says, “I’ll be the lead actor.”Clooney says, “I guess I’ll be the director.”McConaughey says, “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write.”
Thought I heard someone say “Hello” in Arabic But it was a false Salaam
Polish guy goes into an Opticians for an eye test. Optician holds up the card with CZWJNYSACZ and asks him can he read that?The Pole says “Read it? I know the cunt”.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight.
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.'
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call two monkeys who share an Amazon Prime account? Prime mates.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Just in case he got a hole in one.