The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What is more powerful than IBM? IBM + C = ICBM.
Why are toilets always so good at poker? They always get a flush
I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
What's the best time of day? 6:30, hands down.
If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?
What is a witch's favourite makeup? Ma-scare-a.
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Can February March? No, but April May.
I’m finally upgrading from 1080p to 4K in January. It’s my new years resolution.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.