The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
My roofing business is having a great promotion right now... If you buy one roof, the next one is on the house.
A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, “No change yet.”
A knight used to party hard He was called Sir Dancelot
Did you hear about the dinosaur that couldn't stop coughing? It was a bronchitisaurus.
Someone threw a beer at Trump at Indianapolis NRA convention. He's fine. It was a draft so he dodged it perfectly.
At the job interview, they asked me, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" I told him, "I think we'll still be using mirrors in five years."
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
I talked to a poet who only wrote about wells. His stuff was deep.
Struggling to think of what to buy someone for Christmas? Get theme a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
What do you call bears with no ears? B.
Did you hear about the girl who quit her job at the doughnut factory? She was fed up with the hole business.
I wanted to eat a watch for lunch, but it was too time-consuming.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can't jump.