The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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I met a baker who purposefully burnt his bread. He would then take the ashes and sell them in clay vases.I wouldn't think he would be able to make much money from that, but I guess he found away to urn some dough.
How will Trump add yuge amounts of manufacturing jobs? He will build alternative fact-tories
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
What do you call spaghetti in disguise? An impasta.
What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)
I just found out the news that I'm color blind I was surprised. It came completely out of the green.
Why can't you trust acupuncture specialists? They'll always stab you in the back.
What will Santa bring to naughty boys and girls this year Coalrona