The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me.'
What do you call Bill Gates when he’s flying? A Bill-in-air.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?' 'Yellow!'
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead dough.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
What did the proton say to the electron? Stop being so negative all the time!