The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I started a business that takes stock photos of food I call it Spaghetti images
I was having dinner with my boss His wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Tim?’. I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow. My favourite Tim Vine Joke
I’m writing a book about the advantages and disadvantages of being both an author and a scammer. It’s called Prose and Cons
Why do pirates get angry after going to the bathroom? Without their P they're irate
As kids, we were gullible enough to believe in fictional characters we never see like Santa and the Easter Bunny. As adults, we know better... Thank God.
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I just applied for a job down at the diner. I told them I really bring a lot to the table.
What crime do blacksmiths most commonly get charged with? Forgery.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Well, not if it’s poisoned. Then the antidote becomes the most important.
What state is known for its small drinks? Minnesota.
A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.’
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.