The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
Did you know the first French fries weren’t really cooked in France? They were cooked in Grease! (Greece)
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
What's Forrest Gump's computer password? 1forrest1
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
[NSFW] I met a girl called Michelle at a bar... Her: Hi, I am Michelle Me: I am Donaldson, but people sometimes call me Dick.Her: How do you get Dick from Donaldson?Me: You ask nicely.
If the Swan represents happiness, then what bird symbolizes true love? The Swallow.(This is my third anniversary posting this joke on a time line near Valentines. My yearly repost if you will)
I ate a salad for dinner! It was mostly tomatoes and croutons.Really just one, big round crouton covered in tomato sauce. And cheese.... I had a pizza.
Why did the farmboy ride the butcher's girl? Because he wanted a piggyback.
Robert Kraft - 7 rings. Robert Kraft:- 2001 Super Bowl Ring- 2003 Super Bowl Ring- 2004 Super Bowl Ring- 2014 Super Bowl Ring- 2016 Super Bowl Ring- 2018 Super Bowl Ring- 2019 Prostitution Ring
How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to change a flat tire? Just one. Unless it's a blowout. Then the whole team shows up.
There's a new cemetery in my town especially for people who died of obesity. If you're looking for the address, it's 1 Pasta Way.
Trump doesn’t know geography... Instead of building a wall on the Mexico border, he built one in Washington DC