The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I was in a cafe the other day... And I saw an unusual item on the menu: a duck sandwich. And I thought, how sad...Finally the duck is surrounded by bread, but in no position to enjoy it(Credit to the one and only Karl Chandler)
Some worrying news for grammar Nazis, a new study shows... that homophone misuse is at an awl thyme hi.
A sumo wrestler once came to visit, and ended up sleeping on my couch for a month! It left a negative impression.
It's been a strange sort of day. First I found a hat full of money... and then I was chased by an angry weirdo with a guitar.
As a Canadian I never realized how slow my internet was until today. I just now started seeing Thanksgiving posts!
People in Athens have a hard time waking up early Because dawn is tough on grease
Science Trivia: What's it called when you see colors in the air that aren't actually there? A pigment of your imagination
I went to see if my laser eye surgeon was any good I don’t see any problems now
Why is Peter Pan always flying?' 'He neverlands.'
What do you call a funny mountain? Hill-arious.
I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.'
Thinking of having my ashes stored in a glass urn. Remains to be seen.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Dad, did you get a haircut?' 'No, I got them all cut!'
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.