The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I was surprised when I discovered my roommate was stealing from driving school But to be honest I should have seen all the signs
Got home unannounced from college to find my parents had taken a vacation and not left the keys behind. Not a problem though, all I’ve got to do is talk to the door lock... ... because communication is key
I have decided to pass my time in self-quarantine by streaming Sylvester Stallone movies. Unfortunately, I'm off to a Rocky start.
Did you see the new youtube channel that's non stop footage of gorillas opening bananas? It's super ape peeling.
Gotta love the graphic designer for the PA license plate ...cuz the colors I associate the state with are blue, white, and yellow like the gorgeous beaches it has.
[OC] Why are atomic clocks so funny? Perfect timing
Why do pumpkins sit on porches? They have no hands to knock on the door.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.