The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
An elderly Norwegian named Lars decided to March to the alter at the ripe old age of 85 with a shapely miss who was only 35. His Friends Cautioned Him About The Health Hazard Involved, Saying That The Exertion Of Amour Could Prove To Be Fatal. "Vell, Dat's The Chance I'll Have To Take," Said Lars. "If She Dies...She Dies."
Two men are on opposite sides of a river. The first man shouts: “How do I get to the other side?” The second shouts back: “You are on the other side!”
The wife and I went to a bank robber-themed fancy dress party last night. Well I did. She stayed in the car, keeping the engine running.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
To the person who stole my case of energy drinks: I bet you can't sleep at night.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
Oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. OH SNaP!