The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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I made my first snowman today... It was so white it's already been nominated to Trump's Cabinet.
A local beekeeper was selling his bees for 5 dollars each. "5 dollars for a single bee?! That's ridiculous," I complained. "Well, if you don't like the price, you can select from that hive over there, those are freebies."
I saw a story about how Itzhak Perlman and Kenny G discovered they'd been dating the same woman. An argument about it quickly degenerated into a full on brawl!! That's the trouble with the news today, its all sax and violins.
What's the file extension of the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer intro? .rar
A couple gets into an argument... The next day when the wife comes home, she sees her husband has covered himself in oil."What are you doing?""Well," he says, "Yesterday you told me I never glisten."*"Listen,"* the wife says exasperatedly. "You never *listen!"*
Why was Noah the best businessman? He floated his stock while the rest of the world was in liquidation.The greatest journalist? Samson. He took two columns and made an impression on everyone.
After having his title stripped and funds cut off by the Royal Family, Harry has taken up painting to supplement his income. He’s the Artist formerly known as Prince.
An infinite amount of Mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a pint, the second a half, the third a quarter, and so on. The bartender pours them 2 pints and says, "sort it out yourselves."
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
What happens if the average number of bullies at a school goes up? The mean increases.
My parents raised me as an only child. Which really annoyed my younger brother.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
I told him, 'I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.'
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it’s a non-prophet organization.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?' 'I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.'