The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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I ordered some Avocado Toast at a cafe, but imagine my surprise when I was given 602214076000000000000000 pieces of toasts. It was then I realized... ...I'd accidentally ordered Avogadro's Toast.
I met a woman who said she was a huge Monkees fan She told me she had collected every piece of merchandise ever made for the band. I was skeptical. Then I saw her place...
I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers... ...but then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.
I was researching about Atheism. Turns out it's a non-prophet organization.
What did one monocle say to the other monocle? Let's get together and make a spectacle of ourselves.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
How do you make 7 even?' 'Take away the s.'
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth. So I have an uncle, once removed.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
This year’s Fibonacci convention is going to be really special. Apparently it’s as big as the last two put together.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Dear Math, it's time to grow up and solve your own problems.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.