The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
Looking for the best dad jokes of all time? You’ve found the ultimate collection of the funniest, most legendary dad jokes that have stood the test of time! From timeless one-liners to groan-worthy punchlines, these jokes are sure to get the best reactions every time. Perfect for any occasion, these best dad jokes of all time will make you the life of the party, whether you’re sharing them with friends, family, or co-workers. Explore our top-rated dad jokes and discover why they’ve remained favorites for so long!
What do you call it when James Bond takes a bath? Bubble 07.
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1
How come the Hulk doesn't lose his pants when he transforms? The experiment altered his jeans.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, "It's a moving violation."
What was the Ninja Turtles’ policy regarding homosexuality? Don’t ask Donatello
Dr Ian Malcolm isn't sure how to fit his favorite cereal in the grocery cart But Life finds a way
My 6 year old niece told me this one. What do you call an alligator who likes to wear vests?(•_•)( •_•)>⌐■-■(⌐■_■)An investigator
Marriage is a lot like a deck of cards. You start with a diamond and heart and you end with a club and spade.
Reddit has gone fully green to help the environment. Their front page is made of 100% recycled material.
What do you call a film director that has crabs? Alfred Itchcock
What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.(heard on a Twitch stream today)
Why can't you tell dad jokes until you have kids? It's a faux pas.
A cop started crying while he was writing me a ticket. I asked him why and he said, 'It's a moving violation.'
I searched for a lighter on Amazon, but all I could find was 401 matches…