The Best (and Worst) Best Dad Jokes of All Time 👋
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A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi.
Why was the belt sent to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
Without geometry life is pointless.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
Jokes about white sugar are rare enough, but jokes about brown sugar? Demerara
I retired from rock drumming, but now I'm back! Repercussions
I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus... But graphing is where I draw the line.