The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.

Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.

What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!

Did you hear Bruce Springsteen changed the lyrics to one of his songs? What’s he going to change next—his hair? His clothes? His face?

I'd like to congratulate Donald J Trump for winning The silver medal in the 2020 presidential election.

Last weekend I got really drunk at a bar and lost my virginity with a cougar The zookeeper was pretty quick to get the cops on scene and arrest me.

I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

What’s that Nevada city where all the dentists visit? Floss Vegas.

A black guy in a library asked me where the colored printers were. I said, "Dude, it's 2021, you can use any printer you want."

What does a stoners mouth and shirt have in common? They are both 100% cotton

What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What kind of phone does an animal crossing character have A nookia

A guy with a gambling addiction walks into a butchers He goes to the butcher - "I bet you $500 you can't get the meat down from the top shelf without a ladder"The butcher says "I can't take that bet, the steaks are too high"

TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war– who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge. It was the first known casual tea ofWar.