The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

All the comic books I inherited from my older brother had their last pages missing. I had to draw my own conclusions.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize.'

What do you call a dog that can do magic? A Labracabrador.

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum. They're the Tolkien white guys.Edit: Swigity Swoo, I got a silver from you?Edit: Golly Gee, a gold for me?Edit: Boo hoo, a baby snoo too?Edit: Cowabunga Grift, I got a coin gift!Edit: Beagle pup, here comes a bless up!

Rush Limbaugh: “I have lung cancer.” Everyone under 50: “OK tumor”

My new book I wrote about improving your basement just sold its millionth copy. Its officially a best cellar.

Monsters are campaigning for a national holiday. They want to call it Fangs-giving.

Why do melons have weddings? Because they cantaloupe.

Did you know that the first french fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

I could tell a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy.

I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. 'No,' I said. 'It's to look at.'

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.'

I like to name my hotdog "The Moment"... ...so I can relish it

Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother... Sudden Lee.