The Best (and Worst) Best Reddit Dad Jokes 👋
Discover the best Reddit dad jokes from the funniest corners of the internet! This collection features the most popular, upvoted, and hilarious dad jokes shared on Reddit, guaranteed to bring a smile to your face. Whether you’re a Reddit user or just love witty, viral humor, these best Reddit dad jokes combine clever punchlines with the unique humor that only Reddit can deliver. Perfect for anyone looking to laugh at jokes that have gotten the highest praise from fellow users, this category is your go-to source for internet-approved dad jokes!
What’s the easiest way to burn 1000 calories? Leave the pizza in the oven.
I got into a discussion with my coworker today about surnames. How they originated from what people were known for. Smith, shoemaker, etc. Well my great great great great great great grandfather's name was Horace P. Horsefucker. He got a bad rap. It was consensual...though the horse said neigh.
What genre would Trump's autobiography be filed under? Fan fiction.
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)
I'm with the CIA, AMA! But please comb your hair first, you look like shit.
I ran into a dwarf today with my shopping cart. I said “Oh man, are you okay?!” He said “I’m not happy!” I said “Well which one are ya then?!”
I couldn't remember what the brown rough stuff was on the outside layer of tree trunks... I asked my cat and she said, "Meow". No help.I asked my bird and he said, "Tweet". Useless.I asked my dog and they said "Rhytidome, you buffoon."
Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump… But that’s comparing apples to oranges.
Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin?He followed lynx in his family.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
It really takes guts to be an organ donor.
What do you call a person that sells cow poop? An entre-manure
One time some guy on the street tried to sell me a magical pillow case. Turns out it was just a sham.
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.